Somewhere between creepy and endearing lies Craiglist Missed Connections. Perhaps its the anonymous nature of the post, or the ease with which we let things slide through our fingers, but MC’s seem to be both romantic and a lazy, last ditch effort to find love that could have been.
Either way, it makes for good reading. So take a look at the listings below, and if you think you fit one of the bills, why not reach out and maybe find your long-lost love/total creep-a-zoid?
(all text is copy and pasted directly from Craiglist, click below the post to see the original)
Walk-A-Dog in apartment-community-park- m4w (Glen Allen) 6/2
Not sure how do I tell you, that I was completely melted when you flashed your breasts, while you were walking your dog in our apartment-community-park. You hardly wear anything inside, and while having those conversations with you, I noticed (and ogled) many a times at your sexy boobs. It’s so difficult to get this out of my mind. Hope you read this!!
Girl with tats driving in the Fan (Boulevard and Floyd) 6/2
I was driving down Boulevard turning right on Floyd on Saturday evening at around 7-8 pm, and I had to make an abrupt stop because some people were crossing the street. As I was waiting for the people to cross, I caught the eye of a very hot girl with tats who was waiting for the light to change at that same intersection. She and I made eye contact, and I gave her a half-smile. I glanced away, and looked back, and I noticed that she was still looking at me. We held each other’s gaze for a couple of seconds, and then I drove on my way. I still wish that I had rolled down my window and said hello or something, because this girl was absolutely gorgeous. But everything happened too fast for me to think, and I don’t even remember what color her vehicle was. All I remember was that she had tats on her upper body. If this sounds like something that happened to you, and if you want to meet the guy in the white car, shoot me a message.
Beutiful lady at dog park- m4w (Midlothian) 6/1
Your begal was seeming a little mad about the other dogs beating him up. I thought you were amaZing and would love to talk sometime. I thought you liked my little babies. If you want I can buy you a coffee some time.
Hope you are doing ok – m4w (Richmond) 6/1
You were walking down the street in a pair of white shorts (I think) crying because you had just caught your fiance with your cousin. I gave you a ride home. You were so upset. I suggested that it was better to find out before you were married and that you would find someone else. You laughed when I said you might want to take the engagement ring off.
I should have told you that you already found someone else, but I didn’t. You weren’t in a state to consider that. Maybe when you come to terms with happened you will find me. Your fiance didn’t deserve you.
Over and over again – m4w 5/31
This weekend I think of what u say. Every time I see cutely I stare away. Over and over again. In my heart I know someone there waiting for me. Even if she never putted out there for see. I keep loving you. Over and over again 🙁 ” i c u soon” bye
Blonde girl at Wawa on Midlothian Turnpike white car pumping gas – m4w – 37 (Midlothian Turnpike Wawa (by Denny’s)) 5/30
Hello I was tall white guy with full beard shaved head playing lotto tonight at 11:40pm at Wawa on midlothian turnpike beside Denny’s across from Sonic’s near Chesterfield mall you was driving a White car I believe a Camry you had black yoga pants on, blonde hair, and beautiful smile. I believe you bought some cigarettes and gas maybe a drink too. I noticed you gorgeous face as you walked in a gazed and gazed at you as you were leaving. You even looked back as I got into my white F 250 truck. I wanted to go over and say hi but was not sure if you had a man in the car but you stared back in the store and smiled as you left. If you would like to talk please email me back beautiful blonde with black yoga pants. I think you got off on powhite or Providence rd as I was leaving when you were I live in the city wish i could have got your number beautiful. Well if by chance you read this would love to talk with you or take you out to dinner.
Looking for Vince the football player at Anna’s tonite (southside) 5/29
Damn I just wanted to say that you are one tall sexy drink of Aristocrat. Wish we would have had time to talk more and possibly exchange numbers. Long shot on you seeing this but you sure could get some.
You delivered my Pizza – Sgt. Pepper’s – m4m (Lakeside) 5/29
very hot sexy man delivered my Sgt. Pepper’s Pizza on monday-
love to have you stay a few minutes and get on my knees for you.
big tipper here.
Black Expedition in powhatan – m4w – 23 (powhatan) 5/28
See you every morning on my way to work near walmart in powhatan. Looking hot and would like to see more. lets meet at wal mart. I am driving a black pick up I waved a few times. I bet your ass is hot.
2 blondes in a black Versa – m4w (295 and Staples) 5/28
You got onto 295 from Staples Mill, and turned onto 64 east…. I waved. I’m not boyfriend material, but I’d like to make you happy…… 😉
Insbrook country concert 5/21 – m4w (sharkys) 5/28
You did not expect to see me. I am sure you were scared that I would say something..but I will not at all. You hopped on my lap and must say I enjoyed it. I went to look for you but I am sure you got worried and left. I wanted and I am sure you needed a spanking for being bad..
chic-fil-a kim – m4w – 18 (west end) 5/27
You took my order yesterday. You are super cute! I might have to start eating more chicken 😉 hit me up
happy birthday – m4m (Richmond ) 5/27
This is for the two black gentleman who came into my restaurant for lunch today I really would have liked to come to your party if I wasn’t busy but maybe we could meet up at a later date and I could give you a belated birthday present
You delivered my pizza – w4m (lakeside) 5/27
Handsome fellow who delivered pizza for us yesterday evening. Not sure if you are taken ..if not please HMU. I think it would be fun to get together and play. With some legos of course!
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