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welcome to the show. welcome. man, this whole bp oil spill thing is still a major problem. listen to how crazy the cleanup is getting. they are now using a special containment dome called the top hat that shoots methanol into the oil leak. a top hat that can shoot methanol. that doesn't sound like an emergency device. it sounds like something lady gaga would wear to the vmas. [ laughter ] "hey, that was cool. did you see the top hat?" here's a happier story. yesterday, jon gosselin picked up his kids from school on their birthday. i don't know what impressed me more, that he fit the kids into the schedule or that he fit them all on to his bicycle. but it was really still impressive. [ laughter and applause ] there they go, eight kids. you guys watch "the jersey shore?" [ cheers and applause ] well, listen to this. yesterday, snooki, jay wow and the situation were all seen holding hands in miami. in related news, sales of purel just shot up 83%. [ laughter ]

this is big. dish network is being sued by tivo for patent infringement and the ceo of dish network says that he may have to shut down customers' dvrs, but he stressed we did not steal technology from tivo. let me repeat that. [ laughter ] we did not steal technology from tivo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i read this. the department of agriculture has decided to set new stricter salmonella standards for poultry. i'm no expert, but i'm pretty sure the standards should just be no salmonella allowed, right? [ laughter and applause ] is that a hard decision? "just take it down to, like, 20%." listen to this. a physics professor recently noticed a 99-year-old error in the oxford dictionary that mistakenly defines the word "siphon."

in response, oxford has sent the man a certificate which correctly defines the word "nerd." [ laughter ] a new report found that the -- that hotel guests ordered fewer movies in the first quarter of this year than last year. that probably has something to do with the fact that golf has gotten so p*rny. [ light laughter ] [ audience groans ] [ scattered applause ] [ laughter ] check this out. the june edition of "playboy" magazine features a 3-d centerfold and 3-d glasses. [ laughter ] the magazines are expected to fly off the racks. of course, the racks are expected to fly off the magazines. so, i bet it works out nicely. [ laughter and applause ] perfect. they say that 3-d "playboy" is great until your mom realizes

you're not watching "avatar" every time you go to the bathroom. [ laughter ] that's like -- those glasses. yes, and the issue of "playboy" in 3-d which, of course, makes it seem like everything like it's coming right at you. so, now you know how the magazine feels. [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. give it up for the roots. [ rolling stones' "brown sugar" plays ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! very nice, roots. hey, you got a fantastic show tonight, you guys. from "lost," the beautiful evangeline lilly is here. [ cheers and applause ] i love her. big fan. from "saturday night live," the very funny kenan thompson is joining us. my old pal. [ cheers and applause ] [ as mick jagger ] "and for day number two of rolling stones week, here at 'late night,'" keith urban will be performing. [ cheers and applause ] that guy knows how to do it, man.

he's got a great band. he's got great singers, horn section. it's, like, it's off the charts. it's like he's doing -- doing "tumbling dice." [ cheers and applause ] and it is off of the charts. i gotta say -- "exile on main street," we've been celebrating it all week. they got the re-release of "exile on main street" -- one of the best rock albums of all time. this is the advanced copy here. see? [ audience oohs ] top secret -- >> steve: wait, what? >> jimmy: you couldn't even see what those pictures were, yeah. but i've got to tell you, we wouldn't be able to do this if it wasn't sponsored by bud light golden wheat. i want to say thank you to you guys. that's how we get big names like keith urban just here to kick ass and jam. [ cheers and applause ] this guy is awesome. it's gonna be really, really great. any "lost" fans out there? [ cheers and applause ] such a great show. evangeline does such a great show. can i really relate to the show because i -- about a year ago, i had a pretty similar experience to "lost" right here in the building.

[ light laughter ] it's true. except instead of a plane crash, it was an elevator crash. and we ended up on a weird deserted floor. and they made a whole show about it. it was a number one show for years. [ light laughter ] but it never aired. [ laughter ] so, sit back with your significant others, grab an apollo bar from the vending machine and enjoy the next installment of "late." >> announcer: previously on "late --" >> jimmy: our elevator just crashed on a deserted floor. i'm late for my show. >> my son! have you seen my son? >> jimmy: calm down, sir. okay, calm down. we're going find your son. is this him right here? >> oh, thanks. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no problem. >> mr. fallon, take a mint. >> jimmy: who are you? >> miles, from the elevator. >> jimmy: looks like we're not alone. >> he's your friend higgins. >> jimmy: i knew you took him! where is he? >> dad? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you want from me? >> a haircut.

>> jimmy: what do you think? what are you doing? >> steve: i'm building an elevator. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to go back. we have to go back! we have to go back! [ babbling ] [ telephone rings ] hello? sure. i'll be down in ten minutes. ♪ ♪

>> james. >> jimmy: carlton. what do you want? >> how's life? >> jimmy: been riding a lot of elevators lately. [ light laughter ] going from here up to the 48th floor. have a drink. come back down. >> why? >> jimmy: i want the elevator to crash, carlton. sometimes, when it starts to shake -- [ light laughter ] i close my eyes, and i pray. >> i know a way back to the floor, but you have to do exactly as i say. [ toilet flushes ] [ laughter ]

>> what are you dudes whispering about? [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh, by the way, this thing -- [ laughter ] on your face -- >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> steve: john stamos called, and wants the pubes back. [ laughter ] yeah. so, if you could give him a call, that'll be appreciated, if you called. oh, yes. ulysses s. grant called. >> jimmy: cool. >> steve: from the $50 bill. he wanted to know if you were stealing his jam, question mark, question mark, exclamation point. >> jimmy: i didn't do that. >> steve: oh, and also -- high school production of "fiddler on the roof" called. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: for the lead? >> steve: villager number two. >> jimmy: i'll take it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ >> stick around. part two of "late" is coming up right after the break. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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kinda makes your heart race, huh? host: could switching to geico 15% or more on car insurance? host: does elmer fudd have trouble with the letter r? elmer: shhhh, be very quiet; i'm hunting wabbits. director (o/c): ok cut!!!! uh...it's i'm hunting "rabbits," elmer. let's try that again. elmer: shhhh, i'm hunting wabbits. director (o/c): cuuuuut! rabbits. elmer: wabbits director (o/c): rabbits. elmer: wabbits. director (o/c): rabbits with an "r." elmer: aw...this diwector's starting to wub me the wong way. vo: geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to rolling stones week here on "late night." now, before the break, we showed you part one of tonight's episode of "late." a lot of crazy twists and turns. so, without further ado, please enjoy the thrilling conclusion of "late." ♪

>> jimmy: there's got to be a way off this floor. think, jimmy, think. i can't think without a beat. [ light laughter ] ♪ [ beat to "we will rock you" by queen ] ♪ maybe we can get a couple of things put them together ♪ ♪ and that's our thing maybe we can get in a fedex box ♪ ♪ put on some tape till the fedex guy comes ♪ ♪ but how will they know that we're in the box ♪ ♪ we'll have to send smoke signals if they still do that ♪ ♪ or go to my man a man in truck say, hey ohh flow ♪ ♪ my name is miles and i'm here to say let's get off this ♪ ♪ floor right away all we need is -- ♪

[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you doing here? i cut your hair. that's our deal, now get away from us. >> i know a man who can get you off this floor. >> jimmy: i don't believe you. ♪ ♪ [ light laughter ] [ static breaking ] >> jimmy: hello? hello? [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! >> jimmy: here's the man's voice coming over. there's a man's voice. [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! ♪ >> i'm not leaving until i find my husband. i know he's out there somewhere.

♪ [ laughter ] [ echoing continues ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, brother. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you doing? >> i have to do this every six seconds otherwise the world is going to come to an end. [ laughter ] yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! [ static breaking ] >> jimmy: can you help us? [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how do we get off of -- [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! [ laughter ] >> is there any way -- [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! >> jimmy: if you want, can you

come with us. we -- [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! >> jimmy: -- can try to get you off this floor. [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can try to get you off this floor, if you let me just -- [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! >> jimmy: i just want to just quickly -- [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! >> jimmy: okay this is -- [ laughter and applause ] can we help you in any way? [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. is there anything that you can do to help us get off this floor? >> excuse me. would you mind stepping two feet back? >> two feet, sure. [ laughter ] [ echoes ] >> yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! [ echoes ] yeah, all right! come on! we can do this! ♪ [ light laughter ]

>> take a pounce. >> it's like a real elevator. >> yeah, yeah. it's all right. ♪ >> jimmy: hey, i found a way off the floor. but we have to leave now. >> you found a way off? we're going back to the show? >> jimmy: we're getting off the floor. we're getting off the floor! we're getting off the floor! >> all: we're getting off the floor! we're getting off the floor! we're getting off the floor! we're getting off the floor! we're getting off the floor! we're getting off the floor! we're getting off the floor! we're getting off the floor! we're getting off the floor! we're getting off the floor! >> wait! >> we're getting off the floor. getting off the floor. >> what about higgins?

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ gun shot ] >> jimmy: agh! you shot me. >> steve: hey, john stamos called.

[ laughter ] he wants his pubes back. [ scattered applause ] i've got to remember that one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "late," everybody. we'll be right back with evangeline lilly. come on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (announcer) fact: everyday surfaces can harbor allergens

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. and thank you for watching. for the last six years, we've known our first guest as kate on the amazing and addictive tv show "lost," which has its two and a half hour series finale sunday, may 23rd on abc. how sad.

gosh, i'm going to miss that show. say hello to the beautiful evangeline lilly, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on. it's great to have you here. >> thank you. it's my pleasure. >> jimmy: i'm a huge fan, huge fan. >> obviously. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. but, yeah, we're big fans of "lost." >> i think you're a bigger fan than i am, actually. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. frankly, i've watched your parody, and i can't even follow it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that means we're doing something right. >> yes, exactly. i'm as confused as our audience members are watching your parody. >> jimmy: you don't geek out about it or any of that stuff. >> "lost?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> or your parody. >> jimmy: no, no. "lost." >> i totally geek out over your parody. but "lost," not so much. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> parody is really my thing. no, i've never gotten into like the mythology of our show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i've always been -- i guess over the course of six years of playing a tom boy and working in a sausage factory, i am so

surrounded by men and testosterone, that i've developed much more of my girly side. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so it's like the character stories and the romance and the sweetness of our show that i'm really more into. >> jimmy: yeah. this is -- this is a cool story. like this is your first speaking job, is that true -- in acting? >> yes. this is my first speaking role in film or television, and -- >> jimmy: you auditioned and got it. >> yeah, and -- yeah. >> jimmy: that's interesting. that's so cool. >> well i was actually doing what was -- this is going to sound ridiculous and nobody believes me, but that's okay. it was a psychological experiment to, you know, put myself out in the world and be bold and be brave and try new things and go where no man had gone before, and it's much, much more than, you know, and attempt to become an actress. i was auditioning to exercise muscles of confidence, and did i my first audition in january 2004, and in march of 2004, i was in hawaii filming

the pilot of "lost." and -- and then -- >> jimmy: the rest is the rest. this is just like -- what do you mean, a psychological experiment? >> well, i had spent five years, intentionally, being a wallflower, which was somewhat unnatural for me. i -- i'm not the quietest or meekest person, and i had somebody say to me "why are you doing this and what are you hiding from and why don't you exercise muscles of confidence and boldness and be more yourself, let your spirit soar." and at the time i was doing commercials and extra work to pay my way through university, and i decided -- >> jimmy: and heavy, heavy drugs. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you went to the desert somewhere and you found yourself. >> exactly. because i heard stories that you would go to places and pretend you were a different person and like talk differently and have different friends, like you really took it to the next level? >> well, that wasn't for acting though. that was just for my own edification. when i was a kid, we moved a lot, and then when i was in high school i stayed still for a long time and i must have gotten like a bit of fever. you know. whatever it was that makes you want to change, because i decided, i looked around me and

i saw people who were different than me and interesting and i decided i wanted to try to be them, so i would move towns. because you can't change who you are when people would know you already, and i would take on kind of a new -- i mean, i wouldn't -- i wouldn't, you know, suddenly put on 50 pounds and -- and -- and pretend i was a man, but would i like -- >> jimmy: i've been doing that for a year and a half now. it's worked. [ laughter ] people are buying it. yeah. >> really? >> jimmy: you believed it too, right? >> i did. i'm a little uncomfortable now. >> jimmy: no, sorry about that. that's really cool, though. that's a cool story. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's something totally -- i've never heard that story before, of anyone doing that. >> well, yeah. well, there you go. you have now. >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. well, you grow up quickly, i think, if you do stuff like that. because you go, like -- you start figuring people out and you get into the science of knowing what other people act and think and react. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i was actually surprised to find that the quieter you were and the less you said the more people like you.

>> jimmy: isn't that wild. that's interesting. >> unfortunate. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. now the -- the, "lost" is coming to an end and i'm really concerned about this. i'm upset. are you sad? how are you feeling? >> you know, i think we all on the show were yo-yoing between ecstasy and misery and apathy. you know, it's somewhere, you know, all of those things because obviously the show was our life for six years, and it's -- it defined us and became a huge part of -- the hawaiian family that i created through that show is something i'm going to miss miserably and at the same time, how exciting. the world is my oyster. and can i go and try new things and go wherever i want. >> jimmy: we're going to so miss it. when you're filming the show, you're living in hawaii for nine months out of year, something like that? >> yeah, it started out nine months and the then it became seven when we cut down to 16 episodes. >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, that is really your life. you live in hawaii. >> well, i did live in hawaii, and now i am essentially homeless. i'm a gypsy a bit, living out of my suitcase and unemployed. i was filling out a form at

dentist the other day and i realized when they said put your address and your occupation that i was homeless and i'm unemployed because i -- i don't have a job. >> jimmy: goes both ways, yeah. >> and i don't know where i live. >> jimmy: yeah. that's weird. want to be roommates? [ laughter ] don't answer. don't answer so fast. think about it. yeah, think about it. hey, did you have a big wrap party and everything? you like partying hard in hawaii. >> we have like the champion party crew. our crew can kill anyone who thinks they can party. if you want to have a party off, i would challenge anyone to a party off with the "lost" crew. they're amazing. >> jimmy: "late night." i mean, come on, are you kidding me? >> no, no, no, i'm serious. no, really. trust me. i'm serious. you guys think you're bad ass but you've never partied in the jungle or in the back of a 40, like a big, big equipment truck or in a hatch, or -- >> jimmy: you did not party in the hatch, come on, did you? come on. yes, you partied in the hatch, you can't say? >> you so wish you partied in the hatch. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> you are so jealous of hatch parties.

>> jimmy: if they had a hatch theme restaurant go around, a "lost" theme restaurant. >> you'd frequent. >> jimmy: i do shop in the hatch. >> would you come out there? >> jimmy: yeah. >> like as in, i don't know, i'm just still hooked up on the whole pretending to be a man thing. >> jimmy: no, i was acting. i was acting. i actually am a man. >> if there was any way that would make you comfortable. oh, okay, okay. okay, phew. >> jimmy: plutonic roommate, if you want to think about that, yeah, it could be totally -- yeah. >> well, it factored in. i was thinking. >> jimmy: well, i am rooming with a girl, so yeah. >> no problem. >> jimmy: darn. yes, this is so interesting. i want to -- if the last "lost" comes to a season -- series finale. >> sad, but true. >> jimmy: there's a lot of questions that are unanswered. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i know you can't even just give us big long answers to all these things, but i think we've got to find out some answers right now. it's got to be done, and i'm the man to do it. >> okay, i'm ready. >> jimmy: let's do this. >> i'm ready. ♪ >> jimmy: i'm just going to run through a quick list of questions. >> i'm focused.

>> jimmy: now you just say the first thing that comes into your head. >> okay, ready. >> jimmy: here we go. you ready? jack or sawyer. >> jack. >> jimmy: are more people going to die? >> yes. >> jimmy: ben linus, good or evil? >> both. >> jimmy: richard's eyes, real or guyliner. >> totally real. [ laughter ] we cover them with cover-up. >> jimmy: really. does anyone get off the island? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jack, with beard or without? >> totally without. >> jimmy: hurley, can he talk to dead people or is he just crazy? >> he can totally talk to dead people. he talks to them in spanish. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what -- why did walt disappear, because he's not important or puberty? >> puberty. >> jimmy: dharma initiative or "dharma and greg?" that was a curveball. >> dharma initiative. initiative, initiative, initiative, final answer.

>> jimmy: seriously. jack or sawyer. >> sawyer. jack. sawyer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very, very good. thank you so much, pal. hey, come back, bring the sousaphone next time. >> yes. >> the last episode of "lost" airs tuesday night on abc and the big two and a half hour finale sunday, may 23rd. evangeline lilly, everybody. kenan thompson joins us next. come on back. ♪ (announcer) even without pre-rinsing the food from your plates, you don't have to worry about this inside your dishwasher. that's because finish quantum has three chamber technology that releases agents to breakdown food residues so they wash away. leaving nothing behind but the shine. quantum. only from finish. the diamond standard.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. hey, our next guest is a very, very funny comedian and actor in his seventh season on "saturday night live." take a look at him as steve harvey. this is one of the funniest scenes. this is his impression of steve harvey hosting "who wants to be a millionaire." watch. >> let's see if we can win you some money. for $15,000, this spice, popular

on italian dishes, is from the mint family. is it -- a, origami, b, brazil, c, horserashes, or, d, paperikan. i love paperikans. my makeup lady is half paperikan. you know, i was with paperiko last month. >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, kenan thompson. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what up with that what up with that ♪ ♪ oo-wee what up with that what up with that ♪ >> jimmy: ah, there he is. >> wow. hello. >> jimmy: k.t., k.t. >> what up dog? >> jimmy: hey, happy birthday. >> thank you very much. twas yesterday, but thank you very much. >> jimmy: happy belated birthday. >> appreciate that. appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: what did you do, did you celebrate, did you party? >> i did a little partying.

>> jimmy: did you. >> went to the one oak club, very nice little place. >> jimmy: oh yeah, one oak. >> you know, like, the jay-z's out there in the world. you know, popping bottles. >> jimmy: popping bottles. what do you do at a club? >> i mean, i guess you have to spend your entire life allowance just to go out one night. >> jimmy: so, like, what would happen? like you go to a club? >> you go to a club and they are like give me your credit card, your i.d. and i don't even know how much -- don't worry about it. just sign the bill. >> jimmy: and you sit in a booth. >> sit in a table, i guess, and you watch ladies dance around. listen to the deejay. typical club stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, but it's not typical for me. >> in new york, they step it up and make you spend so much, like, you got to get these bottle minimums and whatever and stuff like that. >> jimmy: yeah, it's crazy. do you dance at the club. >> evangeline: you don't have to do that in hatches. >> you don't have to buy -- >> evangeline: i'm not saying, i'm just saying. >> jimmy: in the hatches. it's free in the hatch? >> evangeline: the party's -- new york -- >> in a hatch, i've never partied. >> jimmy: do you end up dancing at the club?

>> oh, at club. eventually. no. i'm not really a dancer. i just like to watch everybody else. i'm a people watcher. so i like to watch people dance. >> jimmy: you can do it for free though, if you just look out the window. i can save you, like $2,000. >> i've danced, like, in the bathroom, to myself. >> you've danced in the bathroom, like, looking out. >> i was in the shower like yeah, that was a good shower. yeah, feeling good. >> jimmy: feeling good about that one. seventh season of "saturday night live." >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's huge. seven years. >> yes. it's been a long time. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: you had a fun career, because you started when you were a baby, kind of. >> yeah. i mean, i started young, doing "the mighty ducks" and what not. >> jimmy: but before "mighty ducks" -- before "the mighty ducks," you did this thing on cnn. it was "cnn news for kids," and that is awesome, man. so you were, like, a news reporter. >> it's not that awesome. it was the kids news show. it was ridiculous. kids are in the news. i wasn't even reading the news. like doing the series, i was a movie critic. >> jimmy: we have a clip. we have a clip. >> that was the worst. >> real news for kids hangs out at the movies. ♪

to give honest reviews. >> that there was a pretty good movie. on kenan's popcorn scale of four, i give it one, two, three, four kernels. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what are you next to? like an alien? >> i think that was from the movie "antz," when "antz" came out. i think. >> jimmy: the cartoon "antz." >> yeah, and i had to grade "antz" on my popcorn scale. and i gave it four kernels. and i counted it -- >> jimmy: you gave it four kernels. is that a good review? >> yeah. that's the most that you can get. >> jimmy: i knew that, you give it four out of four popcorn kernels. >> four out of four, yeah. >> jimmy: okay, that's good. i like that. that's a good -- that's a fun thing. gosh, this year on "snl" has been big for you because you have "what's up with that?" and that was a big hit and then you have a three-way kiss with lady gaga and madonna. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you write that? who wrote that? >> me and james write that -- he wrote that part in. i didn't really expect that. yeah, james anderson. i didn't think it was actually

going to happen but they were super with it. [ laughter ] all right. madonna was a little over the top. i think she tried to slip me the tongue. >> jimmy: no, she didn't. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did she really? >> i think -- i think she was trying to get it in there in rehearsal. i thought i felt it. i thought i felt it one time. it was weird. >> evangeline: are you saying you denied madonna's tongue? >> i didn't deny it. i thought i felt it. [ laughter ] i thought i felt it. >> jimmy: how did you react? did you -- >> i don't know. it's an older tongue. [ laughter ] not really the tongue i was looking for. maybe over time. >> jimmy: it's madonna's tongue. >> it's madonna's tongue. that's what i'm saying. it threw me back. i don't know. that's a weird feeling. i wasn't expecting it. >> jimmy: i understand. yeah, i've never been put in that position. yeah. you've been -- i was going to say, you're always a good pal of mine, you've always been so supportive of our show. >> because you're cool, jimmy. you're a cool man. you deserve everything you have. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. you like these kind of obscure things on our show. >> okay. we're setting this up because we're going to go into this.

>> jimmy: yeah. >> early on in your show you had tom jones on. >> jimmy: correct. >> and i don't know if you guys are familiar with tom jones. but tom jones seems like he's, like, an old black guy or something. he's super soulful, and he's very, very talented and he was singing with the incredible roots band and it was just an crazy sound that i heard and i like, woke up in my bed and i was watching with like one eye open and i watched the whole song and it was incredible so i would like to pay homage to that, if you don't mind. can we do it? >> jimmy: absolutely. in fact, yeah. please, go ahead. >> here it goes. ♪ ♪ all your sweetness it's like sugar on my lips ♪ ♪ and when you're not around it's your melody that i've missed ♪

♪ like an old friend you come back again so quick ♪ ♪ and after all this time i've still got you in my life ♪ ♪ you and me we're going strong ♪ ♪ you and me we still belong ♪ ♪ never ever, ever i'm going to give you up ♪ ♪ you're running through my blood ♪ ♪ never, never, never leaving you behind ♪ ♪ you're always on my mind ♪ can't get enough of your eyes and your hold ♪ ♪ you take me to places where nobody goes ♪ ♪ and if you went away i would never be the same ♪ ♪ no, no, no, never never ever let you get away ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what is going on? that is right. kenan thompson right there. kenan thompson. the "saturday night live" season

finale with host alec baldwin and musical guest tom petty and the heartbreakers, this weekend. keith urban performs next. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ - you're out! just kidding.

you know, you don't have to be good at sports to have fun at sports. so get off the couch and into the field. it's the best way to stay in the game. the game of staying healthy.

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i love what you've done with your hair. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you guys, we've got a great show coming up tomorrow night. from the new film "just wright," my pal queen latifah is going to be here. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to chat with superstar musician sheryl crow. and she'll be performing with the roots as part of our rolling stones week. that's going to be fun. and we'll see you here tomorrow night. but, first, our next guest is a three-time grammy-winner. his summer lovin' 2010 tour is under way. but, first, he's here tonight to perform the rolling stones classic "tumbling dice." please welcome keith urban! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ women think i'm tasty but they're always trying to waste me ♪

♪ honey, got no money i'm all sixes and sevens and nines ♪ ♪ say now, baby i'm the rank outsider you can be my partner in crime ♪ ♪ baby, i can't stay you got to roll me and call me the tumbling dice ♪ ♪ roll me and call me the tumbling dice ♪ ♪ ♪ oh, my, my, my i'm the lone crap shooter playing the field every night ♪

♪ baby, i can't stay you got to roll me and call me the tumbling dice ♪ ♪ call me the tumbling dice ♪ ♪ got to roll me got to roll me oh, you got to roll me, baby ♪ ♪ got to roll me got to roll me baby, got to roll me ♪ ♪ got to roll me got to roll me keep on rollin' ♪ ♪ keep on, keep on, keep on keep on rollin ♪ ♪ got to roll me got to roll me keep on rollin ♪ ♪ got to roll me

got to roll me keep on rollin ♪ ♪ got to roll me got to roll me keep on rollin ♪ ♪ ♪ watching the tumbling dice ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on!

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to evangeline lilly right here. [ cheers and applause ] kenan thompson, keith urban and the greatest band in late night, the roots. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a good night. i hope to see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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